Falling for UMA – UMAに焦がれて

Track 8

Mountain Cabin

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Kiroku

Ah…

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Akuta

Phew~ ...I’m baaack! Isotake Akuta is back in action!

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Raito

“—Here’s the plan.”

Flashback

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Raito

Let’s take turns heading back to the cabin so Kiroku doesn’t suspect a thing, and while we’re at it, we'll work on making the Yeti look even closer to the real thing.

First order of business: dyeing the fur. Luckily, we’ve got some instant coffee, so let’s use that.

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Chihiro

What about the face? We can't change that much, but…should we make it look a little more badass?

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Raito

...No. Let’s keep the face as it is. I think Kiroku would like it better this way.

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Akuta

It’s got character~! Just like dried squid, the more ya chew on it—the more ya look at it—the better it gets! Man, that’s one inkredible design!

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Yodaka

As for the movements… I’d like to get a little more guidance from you, Raito, if that's alright.

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Raito

Of course. We’ll keep the parts inspired by Nagi’s movements…but I’ll also teach you the commonly accepted way a Yeti walks, based on the traces and evidence that have been discovered.

...We don’t have much time. After spending one night at the cabin, we’ll have to head for the festival venue first thing tomorrow morning.

Mountain Cabin

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Akuta

(‘Till then, we’ll throw everything we’ve got at this and go full throttle!!!)

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Kiroku

Isotake…?

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Akuta

Nah, nah! It’s nothin’!

Yo, while the others are still out, let’s whip up some dinner! Nothin’ hits harder than some killer grub when you’re beat, right?

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Kiroku

...Yeah.

Snowy Road

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Yodaka

...The moon’s beautiful tonight.

(Maybe it’s just the crisp mountain air, but… The moon looks brighter than it usually does… No, it’s more than just that—)

Flashback

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Akuta

Nom nom…munch munch…

Whoooa—this curry’s deee-lish! I know it’s just instant curry, but somehow it tastes a million times better out here!

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Chihiro

Huh. Total déjà vu. Haven’t we heard you say that before?

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Raito

Haha. Good thing I packed plenty of food… What about you, Kiroku? Care for another helping?

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Kiroku

...Yeah. Thank you for…the food.

Snowy Road

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Yodaka

(Having everyone here...made dinner a truly enjoyable time.)

Ping!

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Nayuki

Thank you for your hard work. And…thanks for letting me know. I’ve grasped  the situation now.

I’m sorry for dragging everyone into such an unusual mess this time.

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Yodaka

Not at all. I’m having quite a bit of fun myself. You have nothing to apologize for, Nayuki.

I’ll let you know once our little operation makes some progress tomorrow. And don’t worry—Raito hasn’t forgotten about the festival. You can rest easy.

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Nayuki

Thank you very much.

Yodaka sets aside his phone.

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Yodaka

(Tomorrow, it’ll be my job to appear before Kiroku as the Yeti. Whether this surprise succeeds or not… It rests on my shoulders.)

I suppose I’d better get in a little more practice…

He puts on the Yeti costume.

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Yodaka

(The dye’s still fresh… It smells faintly of coffee.)

Not just Chihiro and the others—even Akuta, who said he couldn’t stand coffee, worked so hard to help make this costume. I’d better take good care of it.)

Now then…I think this was about the right stride…

...Hm?

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???

...

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Yodaka

(...There’s someone over there.)

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???

...

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Yodaka

(...Are they waving at me? Then I suppose I should…)

(The moonlight’s behind them, so I can’t make them out very well… But even from this far away…they’re enormous…)

(That’s…not a person, is it…? It couldn’t be…)

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...

A gust of wind sweeps through ever so briefly, and...

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Yodaka

...It’s gone…

(Was I just imagining it..? Or was it…something else…?)

...I see. So this is how it waves its hand.

Mountain Cabin

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Akuta

Mornin’ everybodyyyyy!!! Rise and shine!!!

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Raito

Good morning, Akuta. That's quite a voice you've got for someone who just opened their eyes. Also, breakfast is already served.

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Yodaka

We’ve run out of coffee, so this morning we’ll have either tea or hot cocoa. Which would you like?

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Akuta

Hmmm, cocoa for sure! Time to dump some sugar in the tank and get this brain revin’!

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Chihiro

Chii wants hot choco, too… Yawn… Shoooeepy.

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Raito

Chihiro, you’ve got a classic case of bedhead.

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Chihiro

Eh, SRS?! Where, where?!

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Raito

Haha, well, we did a lot of walking yesterday, so you must be worn out. It’s sticking up in the back—I’ll fix it for you later.

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Kiroku

(...Everyone’s back to their usual selves. Even Raito-san… It’s hard to believe...he was so angry yesterday.)

(A lot of stuff happened…and I still don’t know what that fake…Yeti was all about.)

(But still, thanks to everyone… I’ve been able to draw more than I could before we came here. At this rate…I think I’ll be able to fulfill Isotake’s request.)

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Yodaka

Kiroku, would you like cocoa or tea?

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Kiroku

Ah…cocoa…for me, too.

(...I wished for it last night. But the Yeti never appeared.)

(We’ll have to head for the festival today, though… I’d better put it out of my mind...and focus on what’s ahead.)

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Raito

...

Snowy Road

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Raito

We’re just a little ways from the lodge now…but let’s take a short break here.

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Yodaka

That’s a good idea. I just received a call from Yumejuuya, so I’m going to step away for a moment to take it.

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Raito

Got it. The weather looks like it’ll hold, but don’t wander off too far, alright? Take care.

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Akuta

Man, today’s fest’s gonna be a blast~! I wonder how huge the crowd’s gonna be.

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Chihiro

Sounds like it’s getting totes popular ♪ I was just checking the event hashtag, and there were already tons of people posting pics saying they’d made it up the mountain!

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Kiroku

...I’m…getting…nervous.

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Ping!

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Yodaka

We’re OK on our end.

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Chihiro

(There’s Yodachosu’s signal! ...Aa-ta!!!)

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Akuta

(Roger that, loud n’ clear!!!)

...Huh? Hey, hey—didn’t something just move over there? Just for a sec, but… It was all big and fluffy?

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Kiroku

Eh…?

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Chihiro

Chii saw it, too! Over there, right? By those trees…!!!

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Kiroku

Ah…!

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Yodaka

(Kiroku and the others are looking this way. The timing couldn’t have been better. All right…from here on out…)

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Kiroku

...It’s a different color…than yesterday. Could that be…the real Yeti?

R-R-Raito-san…!!!

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Raito

Mmm? What’s wrong, Kiroku?

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Kiroku

Ah…over there…by the trees. A brown…Yeti…! It’s waving at us!

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Raito

What? Let me see—

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Yodaka

(...I’ll wave at them. Just like that figure did.)

(Seeing all of you smile…fills me with happiness, too. So I’ll put every bit of that feeling into this wave.)

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Raito

Wh-What…?! Th-that wave…! It’s the legendary “Heart-Throb Wave” said to be performed only by the Yetis sighted in JPN!!

(The wave from the urban legends... said to instantly steal a climber’s heart the moment they lay eyes on it...!)

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Raito

(I never taught him that…and yet he’s pulling it off perfectly…! Yodaka-san…has he truly become a Yeti, body and soul?!!)

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Akuta

Whoa, Raito-san’s shaking for real?!

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Chihiro

I-I have no clue what’s going on…but, I think it’s actually working…!

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Raito & Kiroku

...It’s the real thing.

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Raito & Kiroku

It’s the real Yeti!!!

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Chihiro

Aww… It’s gone.

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Akuta

Heh, maybe it just dropped by to say hi! Like “Welcome to the Mountain!” or somethin’.

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Kiroku

Y-Yeah…maybe you’re right.

Um…! C-Could I…make a sketch…right here?

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Raito

Of course! A moment like this—this excitement, this wonder—would be a waste not to capture! I’m sure everyone in the online UMA community will be ecstatic when they see your drawing!!!

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Yodaka

I’m back. …Oho?

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Raito & Kiroku

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.....!

........!!

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Yodaka

(Looks like I don’t even have to ask how the operation went.)

The two of you seem awfully excited. Did something happen?

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Raito

Yodaka-san! We just saw it with our own eyes! The real Yeti! Ah… How I wish you’d been there to see it, too!

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Yodaka

Fufu. What a shame. I seem to have missed quite the sight.

Translation
lijoy (via ktkt-abacus)
Proofreading
caela, vielle, Sunni, Lesli-Lou, Iris
QA
caela