Falling for UMA – UMAに焦がれて

Track 9

HAMA Tours - Office Floor

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Sakujiro

Here, Fuefuki-kun. This is the incident report regarding the equipment you damaged in the storage room the other day, so I’d like you to fill it out, please.

As always, you took  quite the spectacular fall. Thankfully you weren’t hurt, but…please do be more careful from now on.

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Yachiyo

Y-Yes sir….! I-I’m rrreally, truly sorryyyyy...!

Trrrill, trrrill! The company phone rings.

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Yachiyo

Ugh, seriously?! Who the heck is calling at a time like this?!

Y-Yes, thank you for calling HAMA Tours, Fuefuki speaking…

Huh?! A delivery for tantanmen and twice-cooked pork?! W-W-W-We’re a travel agency!!!

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Daniel

Ah, that one. They’ve been calling about it over and over since the other day. I’ll take over, so you get started on that incident report.

Oh, but before that. Here you go, Chief, a package for you.

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Kaede

Thank you… Oh, it’s from the organizers of that Snow Mountain Festival that was held the other day.

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Nayuki

A gift box of sweets? How thoughtful of them.

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Kaede

We also received a “thank you” email.

“The event was a huge success, and your performance was outstanding. If we hold a second one, we’d love to have HAMA Tours handle it again,” they said. That’s about the highest praise we could ask for!

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Nayuki

Indeed. The fact that it was a success is what matters most…

But next time, we’ll make sure they use the transportation we’ve arranged to get to the venue instead.

The scene pans to Raito typing furiously.

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Raito

...The world truly is so vast. I’m certain that there are still countless UMAs out there, somewhere, waiting for us. That’s why! I want everyone to experience the same thrill we felt this time…!

Behold—! The “’We’re Not Going Home Until We Find a UMA’ Tour in HAMA!” This is going to make an incredible tour package…!!!

The scene pans back to Nayuki.

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Nayuki

—Absolutely, definitely sure, no matter what.

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Kaede

Ahaha…

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Chihiro

C’mon, Nayuuki! Don’t be so mad! Chii and the others did it because we wanted to, y’know~!

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Yodaka

Indeed. A great deal happened along the way, but it was a unique experience. I had a wonderful time.

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Nagi

I heard all about it. I knew my gut feeling was onto something. Yodaka-san, you’ve got a talent for being a mascot…!

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Yodaka

Ah, well… That was simply…

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Akuta

Lunchtime ♪ Lunchtime ♪ It’s beeento tiiime~♪

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Muneuji

Isotake. If you keep on swinging that around, the bento will get all messed up. The karaage and rice will end up smashed together into one big bowl.

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Ushio

Getting that excited over a bento… Jeez, what a kid.

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Kaede

Oh, hey everyone. School’s over already? Welcome back!

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Nanaki

Chief…! I-I’m back.

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Akuta

First thing’s first—we’re staaaarving! Time to chow down! If we eat out here, the whole office’s gonna reek of fried chicken, so we’re gonna borrow the meeting room!

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Kaede

Sure, go ahead. I’ll bring some tea over for you later.

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Akuta

Sweet! Thanks a million!

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Kaede

(...Huh? Where’s Kiroku-kun…?)

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Kaede

(Wait, is Kiroku-kun talking to Raito-san while handing him something? …Ah, they’re coming this way…!)

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Kiroku

U-um…Natsuyaki…san. Natsume…san. Th-This… I just gave one to Raito-san, too, but…if you’d like…please have one…

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Chihiro

Waah…! Waaah! It’s sooo adorable~! Chii just wants to give it headpats foweverr~!!!

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Yodaka

This little one… If I’m not mistaken, it’s a Yeti, correct?

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Kiroku

Y-Yes. It’s the one we saw…back then. I…changed it a little…and made it…more…colorful.

You all…helped us a lot…this time, so…this is our way…of saying thank you. Isotake and I…made them together.

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Akuta

Thanks to you guys, we’ve got ourselves one seriously sick snow mountain monster design!

Mission accomplished! Now we’re full speed ahead on our next project! C’mon everybody—give us a round of applause~!!!

Everyone claps for them.

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Raito

That’s great news, Akuta, Kiroku.

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Akuta

Plus, hearing all your stories up on that snowy mountain, Raito-san? They got the inspo in me flowing like crazyyy! This next one’s gonna be our biggest masterpiece yet, so stay tuned!!!

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Kaede

I will! I can’t wait to see it!

Though, I have to say… This little Yeti plush is absolutely adorable. If we made it into tour merchandise, it’d be a huge hit for sure!

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Kiroku

You…like it…? Then…next time…I’ll make one…for you, too, Chief.

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Kaede

Really? Are you sure?

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Akuta

Heck yeah! We’ll stitch one up by hand and deliver it fresh to ya!

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Raito

In that case, I’d hate to impose, but… Could you make one for Nayuki as well?

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Nayuki

Oi, don’t go asking things on my behalf. You’ve put them through more than enough already.

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Kiroku

It’s…really no trouble…at all. If you’d…accept one… I’d be…happy.

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Nayuki

But…

Raito inches closer to his brother.

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Raito

Nayuki.

Yodaka-san told me that you helped out, too. If that’s the case, don’t you think you have every right to receive one as well?

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Raito

I want us all to keep one of Kiroku-kun and Akuta-kun’s plushies…as a keepsake of the HAMA Yeti Investigation Team.

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Nayuki

...Ngh… You…! There you go again, saying things like that so casually…

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Kiroku

Nayuki-san… Is there…a design you’d like…? Or…any colors…you prefer?

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Nayuki

…

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Nayuki

...In that case, I’d like…

Translation
lijoy (via ktkt-abacus)
Proofreading
caela, vielle, Sunni, Lesli-Lou, Iris
QA
caela